Here is a story from someone who is happy to see spam email!

Infostealer in a Batch File – SANS Internet Storm Centre

The catch is that Xme is a researcher at SANS Internet Storm.

 Am I the only one to be happy when I see my catch-all mailboxes full of junk?

Xme – ISC Handler

In this example of a phishing email they examine the humble batch file as a weapon.